PEDAL PUMPING 101 RevisitedClick here for the preview FREE VIDEO CLICK HERE (Exact Details for Events) Okay ladies. When I first granted my guidelines and tips on the "pedal-fetish theory",you didn't quite fully get the picture. Although you have the right, basic concept in your techniques, very well executed I might add, some of you are still not opening your real heart in the essence to pedal pumping. Now for the new coming models and those of you who remember my procedure theories in the 6 S's of pedal pumping as I recall: Slow & Soft, Sensual & Seductive, Sexy, yet Savage. Most of you have gotten the first four gestures down while few of you got in the last two. Take vital note: Lets scratch out all that bullshit and just cut to the Sexy & Savage part. Emphasis on the SAVAGE mainly. It's time to awaken your true Lead Foot talents! And I'm talkin' sweet and sexy Vile-Vixens of downright evil, scarce, low-blow, diabolical, piss your pants, no-air, drop dead, reaming foul , unsancturary, blasphemous, rage-on, mayhem and chaos, ultimate doomsday, sadistic, filthy attitude, unforgivable, "THIS-IS-SPARTA!", deranging, lunatic, psycho, and all of the above, all out bad things for the FUN of it, most insane, natural born killer, Full Throttle-Mad Racing, PEDAL-SMASH FLOORING, Domination on a the worsest of the worst days in the Black Sin City of the All or Nuthin' Days! Get goddamn mad. Go fuckin' stone crazed-psychotic! When you get behind the wheel, unleash the woman-beast from within. Now try to just visualize or maybe flash back to the most agitating or most annoying situations you ever encountered in your past. Rancid moments of disputes and standoffs that unjustly tainted the most valued assets of your life. And the whole time you knew that you were in the all right when your foe was clearly in the downright-WRONG. You just unfairly get the unpleasant end of the shaft for absolutely no reason at all. And never received the least amount of re tribution. How so badly it pissed you off then, like it would piss you off now, to the very center-root of the core. Letssuppose that you were out joy-riding one night and your simple pleasures vaporized when you just so happened to catch one of some of your old or new enemies from a recent run-in outbreak or long past tense rivalry, standing in the street corner. You're hit with an evil atrocity and amped up heated. Honk your horn from a distant and make them notice you. You then, to try ram'em, but they quickly evade your velocity path and end up hitting a fire hydren. You only sustain mild damage but it's enough to make you reek a tasteful wrath wanting to put an end to that person's life. So your ream the engine of an rancid roaring like a vile monster. That person of course, jets for it and you suddenly decide to toy with'em giving chase, making'em run for their life. The both of you are prancing through certain deserted areas in town as this person is determined not to give up in desperation. You finally decide to end it and blast the gas pedal to the floor running them down. At the same time they're finally outta breath, they turn around in terror screaming for 2 seconds right before they get blasted in the air and plunging to concrete death. But you're not finished as you throw the gear to reverse and run over'em. You continue doing so about a good 7 or 8 times as you as scream in rage, "DIE, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!", turning them into a mulch of roadkill. Or if you just suddenly developed a most dumb, deep lust for vengeance and random hatred to make you wanna go out put yourself on display as bait to catch the attention of some seemingly asshole that happens to walk by. You decide to lure him into a private place, where you're sure no one can here himscream, and deviously grant him your lusciousness. He has his face buried in your cleavage when yousuddenly pull his hair, assuming he has any to grab, stretching his neck back and burn h as out his eyeballs with a can o' mace. Kick'em in the fuckin' nuts(as many girls would get off on)and knee him in the face. As he's agonized, you also suddenly have a pair of handcuffs and lock his hands behind him to completely disable his functioing movements. Grab the closest thing you can find, like a broken pipeor a steep 2x4 and beat him into a pulp to no mercy. And when you're finally done, you finish him off by kicking, stomping and smashing the nut juice out of his crotch with both the ball part of your foot and the sharp spike of your high heel making him scream your name. "What's my fucking name?!" -"I don't know!" -"Wrong answer, motherfucker!!!" -"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" And remember those Key Words: Kick, Stomp, Smash, Mash, Plunder, RAGE! These are essential examples of how I think A Real Woman Driver should Dominate! And DominateHard! Ram the gas, Stomp it, Smash it, Mash it, Plummel it through the fucking floor! Do it more thanTo All LEAD FOOT GIRLS, Tha nk You.
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