You know I thank God, or whatever equivalent you adhere to for those atheists out there or for any of you who think that we are secretly living in an elaborate simulation not unlike SimPlanet (patent pending), that we have people out there like Bill Maher, is it Maher or Mayer or you know what fuck it, nobody gives a shit anyway, and people like John Stewart and Stephen Colbert (Secretly Canadian). Because thanks to these underappreciated fellows people like you and me give a shit about politics and world news.
I mean lets be honest folks we didnt have people like this on our televisions ten years ago and most of us didnt have a fucking clue which politician was fucking his wifes dogs mothers gardener and none of us were treating deceitful douche bags from wealthy families with spoon fed childhoods and absolutely no talent in regard to arts, literature or the like as news worthy celebrities.
I mean did anyone in the 80s have even the slightest clue what type of slippers Regan put on in the morning or whos penis he had to circumnavigate to find his way to Hollywood? No! And we didnt give a shit. Now it seems like anyone worth more than three mill is worth a 30 second spot once every 24 hours and we have ten different sideshows tap dancing their way across out airwaves for the chance to be the first person to make joke about which rich fuck hole spent more money than he should have or who
You know what I just dont give a fuck. Nobody should care about the life and times of these degenerate pricks and I for one am sick and mother flipping tired of putting these soulless monsters up on pedestals and making a joke of the fact that theyre as human as you or I.
Leave the fucking politicians alone already, I cant be trusted and neither can you and odds are youre just as stupid and corrupt as any of them, maybe more.
So stop lazing in front of your television with that inflated feeling of superiority while you laugh your night away hearing innuendos about people you wish you were while you shovel garbage into your fat face and wonder how youre going to balance rent and food this month while you tell yourself everything is going to be okay because you recycle and are thinking about buying a hybrid, when you can afford it.
Get a fucking life, vote for someone you cant laugh at and start giving as much of a shit about your family as you do the concocted nonsense that plays out on your TV every night between nine and eleven, and if that doesnt work, go fuck yourself.
And just for the record, I think Obama is great, reminds me of Bob the Builder with less substance "Can we fix it..."
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