Hey girl. Look - let me save you from all the mumbo jumbo. I'll give you 10 KILLER Blowjob Tips that, if you apply them correctly, will make you give blowjobs BETTER than professional Porn Stars. I've been teaching women around the world how to give amazing blow jobs all my life - so I know what I'm talking about. Ready to suck cock like a champ? Read on.
1. SLUT IT UP GIRLS!Yep! We don't want a BORING blowjob. ANY girl can learn how to give an OK blow job with average technique, but if you are SERIOUS about learning how to suck cock like a PRO, then you gotta learn how to conquer this guy's MIND, not just his dick. Conquer his BRAIN and he'll shoot his load out a mile away! How do you please him psychologically with his dick in your warm, wet mouth? Simply - SLUT IT UP. He has to see PURE PASSION for cocksucking in your eyes. Let him see it. You are STARVING for cum. You are MAD about his dick. It isn't a fucking CHORE OR A JOB! - It's LOVE... that's the emotion you feel. MAD FUCKING LOVE for giving HIM a blowjob, not some other dude - but HIM. Be HIS slut!
2. Choose the RIGHT blowjob position.Look girl - if you are in a SHITTY blowjob position, it doesn't matter how well you move your tongue around, the blowjob won't be THE blowjob, it will be just another orgasm, nothing that he'll actually remember. Every blow job you give has to be UNIQUE and memorable. Something he'll be able to recall YEARS ( or, if you follow my blowjob tips, even DECADES ) later, when he's a 90 year old grand-pa with Alzheimer!
So - how do you get into a GREAT blowjob position? Here's how: GET ON YOUR KNEES. Being on your knees shows SUBMISSION to his cock. Respect his cock! Worship it! Adore it! The lower you are, the HOTTER it will be him from a psychological perspective. GET DOWN lady! Way down, under his balls. Of course, that's not the only blow job position you can be in, there are DOZENS of top-notch BJ positions that will make him cum like a teenager. 3. SUBMIT to the power of his cock!
Ladies... if you didn't already know, blow jobs are about worshipping and SUBMISSION. His dick is your fate. Your DESTINY. You are BORN TO SERVE his glorious, BIG, FAT, COCK. It is your destiny and you accept it. Completely. Not partially, but COMPLETELY. You submit to fate. To destiny. It is you, and his dick. Nothing else exists. He, and his BIG dick ( even if it's small, ACT - that's what you girls are great at, no? :) ), anyway - HE, and his BIG DICK are the CAPTAIN, the master of your fate, your destiny. You accept it, you take it, you want it. You are his servant, his slave, and you let it take over. You let it do WHATEVER it wants to you. You have a physical, heroin-addict like addiction and need for his cock to OWN you. So - if he wants to mouth-fuck you, and use and abuse your mouth, you'll let it. You go through the pain, because your WILL and NEED to serve and satisfy your man is greater than the fear of pain. So you submit, you let him do whatever he wishes to do to you, you let him DOMINATE and fuck your mouth however he wants and you ENJOY it, inside, even if it doesn't feel that good, you believe it does - and, then, your belief becomes stronger than reality, and takes over.
This might sound INSANE to you - but it WORKS, and it will explain you how to give a fucking incredible blow job, not just some lame-ass bs. bobbing around his dick. Get REAL. Great blow jobs will get you ahead in life. It's a fact. So stop whining and get better.
4. FUN, FUN and more FUN.I mentioned it before but I need to slam this into your brain so you don't forget it. Attitude is almost EVERYTHING when it comes to giving perfect blowjobs. He has to see that you are having FUN, FUN and more and MORE FUN with his dick in your mouth. SLAP yourself with his dick. Throw your tongue out. SMILE and SMILE :D some more. There is nothing that will convey it how much you adore his dick than a smile. Smiling is PERFECT. Of course, you can't really smile with a dick in your mouth - but make a break, take it out, SMILE at him, let him see joy in your eyes. You are in the best and only place in the world. Sucking his dick is BETTER than winning the fucking lottery! PLAY around with his dick, TAKE YOUR TIME. Don't rush it! He does not HAVE to cum in 5 minutes! Don't put PRESSURE on him. A girl that KNOWS how to give a great blowjob knows how to CONTROL and GUIDE a guy's EMOTIONS during a blowjob. She knows how to get him to RELAX, calm the fuc k down and enjoy every second of the blowjob. She knows how to grab his ATTENTION and how to keep it, for hours! She knows how to control his orgasm, she knows how to speed it up or slow it down - and not only that - a professional cock-sucker knows exactly how to BUILD up his orgasm - so that when SHE decides that it's time to get him to cum, then he fucking EXPLODES, and shoots out like 5 or 6 or more JIZZEZ and his eyes are FLIPPIN' OUT like his brain is MELTING.
So remember - KEEP IT FUN, and a game! There is NO pressure. Stop putting fucking pressure on yourself OR ( even worse ) on him. Of course, you can learn more about that too in my blowjob guide: Jack's Blowjob Lessons. Not only will you be able to get him to totally relax, but you'll also know how to make it SO fun that when he cums, he looks at you in DISBELIEF and thinks you are an ANGEL. Make him think he's DREAMING!
5. The REAL MAGIC happens when you SAY the MAGIC WORDS.The BEST blowjobs I have gotten are the one's where the woman knew what to say, and, more importantly, HOW to say it. There is NOTHING hotter than a girl that makes, not just your dick, but your EGO explode. Girls - it's ALL about psychology. Make his MIND explode first, and his dick will FOLLOW! It's connected in more ways that you can imagine. His dick and his brain. Mastering his dick is the easy part, you can learn that anywhere, there are TONS of cool techniques in my blowjob guide too, but what's REALLY important is figuring out his brain. That's why you have to MASTER talking dirty when giving head, and saying things correctly. Many of you girls think you'll sound DUMB or even borderline RETARDED ( no pun intended for the mentally challenged ) if you say something dirty. Or you think he'll think that you are a "SLUT" - well, guess what - you SHOULD be a "SLUT"! He wants you to be that! You just have to get to th at from the right angle!
So anyway... Let him HEAR and FEEL the moans, the MMMMs, and the AHHHS, and the perfect dirty talking delivered confidently, so he'll literally melt in your mouth and wish he could stay like that, in that moment, forever. He'll get addicted to you when you are armed with the right knowledge of conquering his BRAIN, not just his dick. Really, girls, this is essential.
6. DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT! Don't neglect the details!Okay, now, some of you ladies are really dumb... really. I hope that's not you. But, I have to mention this. Don't give blowjobs in the DARK! OR under the cover! We, guys, are visual creatures, we like looking at hot things. They make us go nuts. Now - if you are a bit chubby and insecure about your looks. What can I say? HIT THE FUCKIN' GYM! Do you want that guy to adore you or not? If yes - then do something about it. You MUST gain complete confidence in your looks. Confidence SHINES THROUGH. And it's HOT. Guys LOVE it when they see that you know what you are doing. You should NEVER doubt your blowjobs skills ( Except if you suck at sucking cock - then go read my brilliant blowjob guide here ), but really - confidence helps. So figure out a way to stop being shy. SLut it up for him! Thongs and all that. Sexy lingerie. Candles and nice music. Food and wine. Remember - you gotta treat him like a KING! And expect NOTHING i n return. JUST GIVE. SUBMIT. Take his dick. You want it. You need it.
Focus on the details and learn how to set up the correct atmosphere for the perfect blow job. Believe me - DETAILS are the things that separate a good blow job from a GREAT blow job.
7. USE EVERYTHING YOU CAN - NOT just your mouth.Okay - I've noticed that many of your ladies just use your mouth, to suck on his shaft. That's what inexperienced chicks do. And you shouldn't be part of that gang, 'cause they often get DUMPED! At least by me, if I don't have the patience to teach them how to give a proper blowjob from start to finish.
You have to use EVERYTHING. Your hands, your mouth, your tongue - everything. Look up at him! Make eye contact! Make that connection. Make that blowjob DEEP - sensual, really, hit the nerve there. Connect to him on a deeper level. You CAN NOT feel any kind of disgust from any part of his dick. You have to ADORE every micro-inch of his cock, BALLS INCLUDED. Even his ASSHOLE. You can not feel repulsed by anything. You have to want EVERYTHING, and then he'll be able to RELAX and NOT feel insecure about himself or self-conscious. The guy can not feel too self-conscious - because if he does, he might lose his erection and he will lose FOCUS from the pleasure! Don't let that happen. LICK HIS BALLS. Suck on the gently... slowly, with passion. You love every part of it, all of it, you take it, you enjoy it - it's FUN!
8. USE YOUR HANDS PROPERLY.Okay... another BIG mistake I see with you ladies is the usage of your hands. To put it simply - 80% of you girls has NO FUCKING IDEA how to properly use your hands when giving a blowjob. Here are the RULES for handjobs:
1. It is NOT a fucking STICK. It's a DICK, not a stick! And dicks have feelings too! :) Like me ;)No, really. Don't whack around his dick as if it was a piece of sausage! You need to handle it with CARE and passion. Try connecting to his dick on a deeper level, FEEL IT. Every stroke, every twist - when you touch his cock, there is a DEEPER connection to it, a BOND! It is deeper than just when you regularly have something in your hand.
2. OIL IT UP! Either that - or keep it wet from your saliva. Spit on hit. Lick it. SALIVATE MORE by being more turned on. All that helps! Especially the more sensitive part of his cock, the top.
3. And last, but far from the least - PRACTICE. You need practice. Practice, accompanied with GREAT BLOWJOB TIPS, makes perfect. It's that simple.
Anyway, you girls really need to learn how to use your hands properly during a blowjob. When he gets closer to cumming, you need to GUIDE his orgasm! That's when your hands really come into play and when you need to use the right pace and speed and pressure, and that's when you really make or break a great blow job.
9. There is NO place for FEAR during Blowjobs.Girls - when it comes to sucking cock like a true Champ - there is no place for fear. What kind of fear? Fear of messing it up. Fear of looking dumb. Fear of chocking to death from his cock back in your throat. Really - you have to kill all those blowjob demons that are haunting you. You have to look FEAR into the eyes and fight it! Some of you girls are afraid of learning how to deep throat because you think you'll die if you try. Here's the news: You won't!
10. DO NOT fuck up the END.And, then, comes the end :) Here is where most of you ladies FUCK UP, hard-core. Some of you girls learn how to give a blow job properly and do EVERYTHING perfectly till the very end. And then, you FREAK OUT and mess things up. And, when it comes to blowjobs, basically, the end is what counts most. If you fuck that part up - ALL your previous effort and hard work go to waste! Here is a LIST of how you FUCK UP!:
- you spit his cum out- you make STRANGE and dumb faces as he is cumming in your mouth- you don't let him cum in your mouth at all- you run away after he cums instead of caressing his dick a bit longer- you don't use certain techniques that can BOOST his orgasm-length AND strength so he doesn't cum as hard as he could!These are the basic things that you fuck up. A PRO blowjob practitioner, and any dedicated student of mine ( Sign up for Jack's "Blowjob Academy" by Clicking Here and become part of the ultimate-pro-cocksucking global gang ) - would look up at her boyfriend or husband and do the following:- stroke him correctly, and faster, without stopping OR letting him jerk of himself and happily wait for the grand finale- say something SO HOT and dirty that his mind will explode before he starts shooting his load- swallow every single drop of his cum as if it was the only source of food left on Earth!- and then, say the MAGIC WORDS that will make him think he's DREAMING!- Open her mouth and SMILE and GIGGLE in JOY and true happiness :)
There you go. Your blowjob instructor,Jack
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