Things Women Don't Want to Hear on a First Date Hookup - Relationships - Dating

A first date hookup is generally hit or miss. You either get over that awkward first hump or you just stagger and stutter through it. How much you fuck up will determine if you qualify for a second date hookup. To be on the safe side, it's probably best to keep your mouth shut, play your cards close and ask simple questions in a provocative manner. With that being said, let's move on to our list of things women don't want to hear on a first date hookup.

"I have never been in an actual serious or long-term relationship."

Women can be fickle--they don't want to hook up with a virgin, but they don't want a player either. They tend to give a deeper meaning to everything they hear or read. What do they mean by "serious" and by "long-term?" Before every gal thinks they know the answer, let me clue you in on something. I knew a guy who dated a girl for seven years without any intention of marrying her. Now, that's not serious--that's long-term. However, what does long-term mean besides "having a ton of patience?"

"I hate labels like 'girlfriend.'"

This has probably the worst connotation and the shadiest of meanings. Imagine being with a fuck buddy and you randomly ran into some friends. You introduce her as your girlfriend and they assume you're together. The girl doesn't like it and refuses to answer your booty calls anymore. Or you're with a girl buddy, introduce her as your girlfriend, people will think you're banging her, and she gets weirded out, thinking you're cheating or taken.

"I would love to see you wearing a dress next time."

For crying out loud, show some skin goddammit! It's just like the women who won't post their picture on their online profile. Look, men are visual beings. Do you know why we want to see you in a dress? Because we think you'd look hot in it! Is that such a bad thing to ask for? That we think you might look hot? Now isn't that encouraging?

"Let's hang out again tomorrow."

Okay, come on! What's the big deal? We wait three days before we call and that's too long. Now, you tell us: If you like us so much, why don't YOU give us a call? It doesn't really matter if it's five minutes or five hours later! So when the date's going extremely well, you're getting along really great and then you can't blurt this out? Eat my shorts! Women love rules--rules that will forever be unstructured.

"I don't really have any hobbies."

Man. I think if there's one thing we all want from someone, it is the passion to do something. Girls, feel free to put this stud in the "date only once" category.

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